Don’t bury the lede, New York Post! If this is only Story Number Two, Story Number One must be at least ten times more ridiculous.
I am pretty sure I am not using the phrase “burying the lede” correctly. Unless this post is actually about my failure to understand the concept of “burying the lede” and oh my god I am burying the lede right now
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Just another wild Saturday night spent watching documentaries about pet cemeteries.
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IMDB keeps track of your search history. No regrets!
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I learned a lot about Bing Crosby today.
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I wasn’t really worried about the crackheads, MSN, but now I am worried that I might be arrested for the crime of eating my lunch.
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Happy Halloween, Internet.
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Yet another productive day of work.
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My brother Brian just introduced me to today’s bit of Halloween horror: Kris Jenkins’ Halloween House, a holiday skit that was featured on CBS Sports’ pregame festivities. It is bonkers. If you have four minutes to spare, watch it here.
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The Daily News has posted a Photoshopped gallery of celebrities / famous people as zombies, and it is honestly the craziest thing I have ever seen on the Internet.
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guys I don’t know if a Quick Read can adequately summarize what is going on in this picture
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Thanks, Spotify Facebook app, for initiating uncomfortable conversations with my parents.
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Herman Cain apparently decapitated his fellow debaters last night, and not in a rhetorical sort of way. Unfortunately, he forgot that Republican presidential candidates have no souls.
Also, I was going to tell you that this is from today’s Daily News, but the paper is so proud of this terrifying image that they’ve signed their name on it, Picasso-style.
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Don’t ever change, New York Post.
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more like huffington ghost am i right
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